Archive for September, 2013

20
Sep
13

Stuff You Don’t Care About: Issue 10: Go Potty

So, my son is out of diapers with… mixed results. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Hear it go:

Go Potty

My son is getting bigger
And we have him out of diapers
But he just just keeps on peeing (uh)
In whatever clothes he’s wearing

(Look)
You’ve come too far to put stains in your shorts
So please use the pot, because that’s what it’s for

I’m up all night with my son
He’s up all night to do one
He’s up all night to go two
We’re up all night to go potty

I’m up all night with my son
He’s up all night to do one
He’s up all night to go two
We’re up all night to go potty

We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty

I really love parenting
It’s the gift that keeps on giving,
But what is this smell I’m smelling?
Why’s the back of your pant’s swelling? (ew)

You’ve come too far to put stains in your shorts
So please use the pot, because that’s what it’s for

I’m up all night with my son
He’s up all night to do one
He’s up all night to go two
We’re up all night to go potty

I’m up all night with my son
He’s up all night to do one
He’s up all night to go two
We’re up all night to go potty

We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty

(We’re up all night to go
We’re up all night to go
We’re up all night to go
We’re up all night to go)

(We’re up all night to go (together)
We’re up all night to get (let’s all go poop again)
We’re up all night to go stinky
We’re up all night to go potty)

(We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty)

(We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty)

You’ve (We’re up all night to go potty)
Come too far (We’re up all night to go potty)
To put stains (We’re up all night to go potty)
In your shorts (We’re up all night to go potty)
So please (We’re up all night to go potty
Use the pot (We’re up all night to go potty)
Because that’s (We’re up all night to go potty)
What it’s for (We’re up all night to go potty)

I’m up all night with my son
He’s up all night to do one
He’s up all night to go two
We’re up all night to go potty

I’m up all night with my son
He’s up all night to drain one
He’s up all night to go poo
We’re up all night to go potty

We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty

We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty
We’re up all night to go potty